This will be quite unsurprising to those who know me. Heh.

Your Inner European is Dutch!

Open minded and tolerant.
You’re up for just about anything.

Who’s Your Inner European?

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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
The EatMeCrunchy cereal bowl uses a milk reservoir system to expose only a small part of the cereal to milk at any one time, which means that most of the cereal stays high, dry, and crunchy throughout the meal.
This shelf covers 70% of the […]

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Despite his casual relationship with the truth, Al Gore has been awarded the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.
He joins such notable recipients as Jimmy “Ignorant Douchebag” Carter and famous terrorist Yasser Arafat.

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Schools will have to issue a warning before they show pupils Al Gore’s controversial film about global warming, a judge indicated yesterday.
The move follows a High Court action by a father who accused the Government of ‘brainwashing’ children with propaganda by showing it in the classroom.
Stewart Dimmock said the former U.S. Vice-President’s documentary, An Inconvenient […]

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Arrrr, mateys! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Use this English to Pirate translator if you need help.
English to Pirate Translator from Pirate Monkeyness

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I just saw a McDonald’s commercial for some Angus burger that’s in limited release. The commercial consists of three Boston-accented guys imploring New York area customers to please buy McDonald’s new Angus burger because it’s being tested in a limited market, and they want it to do well enough to make it to Boston […]

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When the internet allows freedom of speech to come into contact with honor based cultures, bad things can happen. Luckily, funny things can happen too.
In my opinion, the monks and the ninjas could both be defeated by a properly trained group of robot pirates, so the question is moot.

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