It’s over, and Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States of America.

I congratulate him and his supporters, and I’m glad we have elected the first black President, even if I think he’s a socialist.

He’s OUR President. Not just you who voted for him and support him, but the President of those of us who respectfully disagree. I hope he remembers that.

From here on, I criticize Barack Obama for what he does as President. I think I’ll have plenty of ammunition, but what the fuck do I know, I thought McCain was going to win the election.

UPDATE:
Bright Spots:

• John McCain will never be President.
• The next time Jesse Jackson goes to a company and says “You never had a black CEO, give me money!” they can say “Fuck you, black President!”
• Sarah Palin won’t be tainted by McCain’s inevitably failed administration.
• I’m drunk as hell and don’t care.