McCain wins the Republican nomination, pissing off a lot of Republicans who hate his guts. Hillary wins the Democratic nomination, because Obama can’t out-dirty-trick a Clinton, much less two of them. It’s seen as dirty by fans of Obama.

McCain wins, due to some Democratic Obama fans being pissed at Hillary and the general Democratic view of McCain as the “least bad” Republican and Republicans feeling compelled to turn out for McCain due to the force of their hatred for Hillary.

Brave maverick President McCain then forges a bipartisan alliance with the Democratic congress to lead America into a more compassionate and progressive reshaping of domestic policy and a bold assertiveness and heightened aggressive stance overseas.

I wonder who’ll have to pay for all that. I’d sure hate to be them.