MotorTrend has a great round-up cataloging our environmental betters and their “do as I say, not as I do” lifestyles.

The thing is, while the hysterics are fretting about the “horrors” of global warming and the plight of poor little Knut, more than one million people (most of them women and children) are dying every single year — today, right now — of malaria. That’s a problem we can fix, easily, inexpensively. A few strategic squirts of DDT, some smartly dispensed prophylactic medicines, and we could save the lives of more than one million people every single year almost overnight.

Does anybody care? Are they making movies and books about the malaria crisis? No, malaria is over there, not here. Right now, we’ve all got to focus on getting green and making everybody give up their SUVs so we don’t burn up our planet. After all, it’s a pretty long walk from the bullet-proof Suburban to the GIV. And I hate to sweat.